Why you shouldn't get Non-Festivus Themed Nose/Reindeers

"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb) 12/24/2015 at 19:14 • Filed to: None

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In the neck of the semi-affluent cripplingly expensive to live in Bay Area (Walnut Creek), suburban moms and non-Festivus celebrators adorn these vehicular ornaments for their joy and glee. I, a bike mechanic/car enthusiast who lives in said town, also put these distinguished vehicular ornaments on my Beloved Matrix. One day when I was getting some overpriced soup at Panera, a bunch of birds shat on my car. And they shat on the nose. I guess Rudolf the Reindeer was doing a line and didn’t clean up when he passed out.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 12/24/2015 at 19:19

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I prefer the zip-tying reef to grille approach for mobile decor.

d15b > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 12/24/2015 at 19:19

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Walnut Creek. Sniffle. Oh, how I miss home!

EL_ULY > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 12/24/2015 at 19:21

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My car is called EL Moose, antlers are required!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 19:26

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Like so ?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 12/24/2015 at 19:28

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Yes, though I can’t help but think you purposefully bought a small one so it wouldn’t rub up against your paint :P

jkm7680 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 12/24/2015 at 19:36

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Unrelated, but those things have aged SOOOOOO well.

Frenchlicker > jkm7680 12/24/2015 at 19:38

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i thought so when I read an article about a guy in a small city opening a car service with one.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > d15b 12/24/2015 at 19:46

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Niiiicee

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 19:55

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I actually made this one to size.

/artsy

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > jkm7680 12/24/2015 at 19:56

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Thanks ! I think the post facelift has aged much better than the pre ‘03. The W140 on the other hand...

jkm7680 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 12/24/2015 at 19:57

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Hah, true true. I’ve seen a few pre ‘03 models with rust :o

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 12/24/2015 at 20:02

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I agree. Somehow I don’t feel the current one is going to age as well:

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > jkm7680 12/24/2015 at 20:21

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Yeah, the early W220s has some pretty serious QC issues

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 20:24

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I don't think it will. It's just too over aggressive

Sneaky Pete > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 12/24/2015 at 21:39

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Walnut Creek? Jesus, you must be rich!

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Sneaky Pete 12/25/2015 at 00:29

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Nope, I am not an victim of affluenza